Bad Writing Award Winners Announced

Bad Writing Award Winners Announced « PWxyz.

 

It were be a dark (Aaargh) and STUUUURMY night….( perfect for walking the plank) (Aaargh)!!

 

Everything sounds better in Pirate!

 

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One thought on “Bad Writing Award Winners Announced

  1. This is my favorite: They still talk about that fateful afternoon in Abilene, when Dancing Dan DuPre moonwalked through the doors of Fat Suzy’s saloon, made a passable reverse-turn, pirouetted twice followed by a double box-step, somersaulted onto the bar, drew his twin silver-plated Colt-45s and put twelve bullets through the eyes of the McLuskey sextuplets, on account of them varmints burning down his ranch and lynching his prize steer.

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